Bologna & Cheese Chatter


While eating his lunchtime bologna and cheese sandwich…

“Look Mom.  I made the old lady.  You know, the one with all the children she couldn’t know what to do…Actually, I made the shoe…Speaking of goldfish,”

(we weren’t)

“do you know that I can eat the faces off of goldfish just like a shark?” 

(demonstrates by showing me mashed crackers in his mouth). 

“I just love Claudia.  I can’t wait until she’s big enough to really wrestle…she beats me sometimes right now.” 


“Yeah, really.  I mean it.  Why can’t we swim in our pool without mahchemicools?” 


“Yeah, the stuff that keeps you from being sick.  Don’t machemicools MAKE you sick?” 

“Oh, CHEMICALS… yeah, sometimes” 

“That’s what I thought.  Can I have blue drink?  Just about milk?  Why didn’t we have the second Easter?” 


“The second Easter.  You know, where we have another Easter or is that ValentiMes day?  That’s the one.  Did we have another ValentiMes?  I like that day…Claudia is just soooooo funny.  Ooooooooo Don’t ever grow up baby girl”

“But I thought you wanted her to grow up so that you could wrestle!”

“oh yeah.  never mind.”


One response to this post.

  1. Posted by Katie on June 13, 2007 at 8:37 pm

    Hey Kristin – this converation totally cracked me up. He sounds like a funny character and I’m sure he keeps you on your toes and completely entertained! Did I send you the address of our blog! How fun to be able to keep up with each other now!
    Katie T.


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